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dope-luxury:

i follow back all.
Saturday with 301 notes / reblog

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: panicsatdiscos, via upsilambafaz)

insinuatedhappiness:

pois0n

ok none of that bullshit emotional stuff

THESE are the best feelings in the world:

  • peeing after holding it in all day
  • orgasms
  • faking ill and getting sent back to bed 
  • when you sing really emotionally and give yourself shivers b/c you’re fucking star quality
  • getting a back massage
  • seeing somebody you don’t like fall over omfg 
  • when you try and talk to your pet in their language and you feel like you’re having a conversation (this might just be me idk)

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wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

  • if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
  • if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
  • that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

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caloriq:

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

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petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

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bagmilk:

you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me

(Source: heteroh, via segagenesisx3)

urbancatfitters:

*something cute happens* that’s disgusting i’m going to throw up

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vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

(Source: simpl-ic-ity, via mari-lush)

Feel Good Inc - Kidz Bop Kids

Act the way you’d like to be and soon you’ll be the way you’d like to act.
― Bob Dylan (via psych-quotes)

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jerkofficial:

looking back at your first url 

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eatingisfab:

im tired of school i wanna quit but its for my future. tough life.

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